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Applied for a job at McDonalds
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I got piss drunk and wandered off to McDonalds, which was like a mile off campus. I don’t remember even leaving but I got a call a week later from the McDonald’s saying I didn’t get the job because I didn’t go to the interview. I guess in my drunken state I got there and realized I had no money so I must have sat there and applied for a job. Didn’t remember a thing

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Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
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Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the right koala-fications.

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Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle? / A: He was a big dill!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

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What did the baker say when she won an award?
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What did the baker say when she won an award?

“It was a piece of cake.”

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Pooping out of the penis
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My friend who is definitely a doctor told me he had a patient [name redacted] who was in serious pain. [Name redacted] was pooping out of his penis and was immediately put into the ER. After hours and hours of intense surgery he was pronounced cured. He got some antibiotics and he turned out fine. [Name redacted] and my friend are still pretty good friends to this day. They even still get drinks and have a good laugh about pooping through the urethra every now and then

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Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.

You have my Word.

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Genital piercings locked together
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My buddy’s dad had a couple came in where they both had genital piercings and while mid-intercourse, their piercings interlocked. They came in stuck together.

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The Collar I Bought Will Fit Either
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14-year-old girl #1: I wish I had a boyfriend.
14-year-old girl #2: Yeah, me too… Well, either a boyfriend or a puppy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

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A party that was casually broken up by a police helicopter
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Got busted by a police helicopter while drinking at the lake. Spotlighted us & and yelled at us over a bullhorn to stay still while 6 officers complete with 2 k9 units came down to where we were.

Gathered everybody up, walked us to where we parked our cars, searched us, cited one kid for having weed & then let us all go. It was pretty surreal.

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What does a house wear?
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What does a house wear?

Address!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Oh—semen
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When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry, and he was my teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were.

When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already.

But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see all of their junk.

Anyway, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking.

I looked around frantically, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both cracked up.

The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.”

We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.

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What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer?
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What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer?

“Don’t be such a wet blanket.”

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