Hilarious selection of the best dad jokes

Why do they serve yogurt at museums?

Q. Why do they serve yogurt at museums?

A. Because it’s cultured.

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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Takes Time to Get Used to the Vestigial Tail, Though

Girl: Why do you like her so much?

Guy: She’s just so weird-looking!

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Did you hear about the carrot detective?

Did you hear about the carrot detective?

He always got to the root of every case.

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Two guys walked into a bar

Two guys walked into a bar.

The third guy ducked.

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Ah, Screw It, I’ll Do It

Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to–

Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better say it right, or someone else who’s not as nice as me will beat you up.

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Someone told me that I should write a book

Someone told me that I should write a book.

I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

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You heard the rumor going around about butter?

You heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

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Dog reported to have chased someone on a bike

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

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How does NASA organize a party?

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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