TOP 15 | Hilarious Jokes That are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

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Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
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Where does a waitress with only one leg work?

IHOP.

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Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
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Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

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How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day?
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How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day?

He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.

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Although We All Start Out That Way
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Biotech #1: He hired this blonde girl from Chicago… with pageant hair!
Biotech #2: Ew. Pageant hair? Hello, this is New York City. We aren’t blonde, and we aren’t perky!

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Such a Good Boy
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Mom: Honey, you better behave while you stay at Daddy’s house this weekend.

Five-year-old boy: If he doesn’t buy me a new toy, I’m going to slice his sausage open!

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Q, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A. A carrot.

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Why was the math book always worried?
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Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems.

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What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day?
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What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day?

“You’ve been on fire!”

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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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Now that’s what I call stupid
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In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date.

He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza.

We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.”

I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs.

We never had a second date.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
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Q. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

A. Because he always has a great fall.

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We don’t have a fucking doorbell
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So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. Was super excited about it but with reason had anxiety about being so far from friends and family. One of the ways my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares and night terrors. I’d wake up violently sitting up in a cold sweat, gasping and whatnot. On one particular night I had woken up the sound of our doorbell ringing. Which at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve wracking. So I shook my boyfriend fully awake and told him I heard the doorbell and to go check it because I was scared. He quickly jumps up. Puts on clothes and grabs a bat. Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go down. I see him step outside and I nervously await the verdict of the situation when I hear him call out to me. “Babe?” And I respond real shaky, “Yes?” He stands in the doorway with a real frustrated tired look in his eyes and says, “We don’t have a fucking doorbell.”

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Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?
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Q: Why do you smear peanut butter in the road? / A: To go with the traffic jam.

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Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm?
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Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.

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What do we want?
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What do we want?

Low-flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!

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