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I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh
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I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Skynet Does Make a Convincing Case
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Guy #1: Dude, they should have a phone where you just say 92454.
Guy #2: Man, they already have that.
Guy #1: Yeah, but without numbers.
Guy #2: Stupid.
Guy #1: They should also have a video phone, so you can see who you’re talking to.
Guy #2: They already have that.
Guy #1: Man, technology is good. But it’s also stupid…Technology is going to destroy us.

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They Think It’s Growing on the Inside
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Suit #1: I haven’t had a regular check up in years, but I’ve had about five MRIs. There’s a lot going on in my head.
Suit #2: Yeah, everything but a full head of hair!

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Ashlee Finally Lets Jessica Have It
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Teen girl: Have you ever wondered why there are no, like, sexy midgets?

Friend: No, but sometimes I wonder if you are slightly retarded.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites
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Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

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Why did the tomato blush?
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Q: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why are frogs always so happy?
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Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

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50 shades of butt
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So to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer and customer service related tasks. however, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well…helping shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? wrong. So I do the usual I put on my gloves grab a razor and begin assisting the tech however much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored…trying to stay professional I then had to proceed and hold the clients butt cheek taunt to shave it. I finished as through and quick as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later when I had to book the clients next appointment neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the multicolored butt right in the crack.

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What do you call an attractive fruit?
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Q: What do you call an attractive fruit? / A: A fine-apple.

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In the closet
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OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best friend who was kinda strange but so my mom got a call one day asking if she was over at my house because they couldn’t find her and so they call again about two hours later to ask if we could help look for her and so about three hours of looking we had basically covered the entire neighborhood and they were about to call the police and we decided to check their house one more time and my mom went into her room and found her completely naked and sleeping on the top of a super tall shelf in her closet.

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A party in a church never turns out well
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Rave party in a church. Some half-brown dreadlocked dude in a Jesus costume fucked a girl in the priest booth above the DJ stage.

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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? / A: An im-pasta.

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I started a new job as a tailor last week
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I started a new job as a tailor last week.

It’s been sew-sew.

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