Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season? No matter what time of year, it
What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
So I was always the person who’d try to leave class really fast so I wouldn’t always being paying attention
What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? / A: He was stuffed.
Q. Why do comedians love eggs? A. They’re easy to crack up.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.