What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Did you hear about the carrot detective? He always got to the root of every case.
You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Guy walked into the party, no one knew him, he walked around for a few minutes then puled out a
What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? “Let’s table this.”
So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. Was super excited about it but with reason
Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop? She always spilled the tea.
What do you call a blind deer?No eye dear. What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?Still
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?A: Because it was two tired.
What’s it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.