Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? / A: He was stuffed.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s
Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?A: Because he was using fowl language
The foreign exchange student from Sweden took too much MDMA and ended up dancing in the living room with his
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Older black man: How’s you mother?20-something white man: She died in January.Older black man: I’m very sorry to hear that.20-something
I used to babysit this little boy who was a real handful. He was always in trouble and it seemed
Q: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Where was the dripping coming from in the fridge? The leeks.