Guy, about hobo jacking off: Wait, I want to see what happens.Girl: No, this is our stop. Besides, what do
I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or
Street vendor: Hey, you married?Woman: No.Street vendor: Hmph. Me neither. If we were married, I would buy you a bag.
Q. What do you call a group of berries playing instruments? A. A jam session.
Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?A: A pair of pants.
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.
When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.