Girl #1: I am, like, so sick of eating matzah!Girl #2: I’m not Jewish, but I like to eat it.Girl
My mom had a guy bring his son in with a penny in his nose. No problem, popped it out.
Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
When I first moved from Lithuania to America I was 5 years old and didn’t speak any English. On the
So to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and
My buddy’s dad had a couple came in where they both had genital piercings and while mid-intercourse, their piercings interlocked.
Wife working trauma, level 1 hospital. Guy comes in, abdominal pain. Says he was at a party, hasn’t been able
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?” And she replied, “Yes it
Not a doctor but a medic in an ER. My favorite so far is having to call security on a