What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why won’t skeletons fight each other? They just don’t have the guts.
Guy #1: Dude, they should have a phone where you just say 92454.Guy #2: Man, they already have that.Guy #1: Yeah, but
When I was a kid, I was always excited to learn new vocabulary. When I was in first grade, my
I was issued a citation for illegally selling hot dogs, during which I was tripping on acid. EDIT: To be
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Biotech #1: He hired this blonde girl from Chicago… with pageant hair!Biotech #2: Ew. Pageant hair? Hello, this is New
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did
What’s it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.