After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We
After an exhausting, weeklong festival I was getting a lift back home in a car full of my friends. We
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? / A: No, you should just stick with turkey.
Tourist #1: I wonder how they build streets on top of the subways.Tourist #2: Hmm. You think they’re strong enough
My cousin is a nurse and she told us this story about couple that came in into the ER and
My buddy’s dad had a couple came in where they both had genital piercings and while mid-intercourse, their piercings interlocked.
In 2008 I had a buddy that was at a party in Tuscaloosa, AL and woke up in Meridian Mississippi
My mom had a guy bring his son in with a penny in his nose. No problem, popped it out.
Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?A: That’s nacho cheese.