Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate? / A: Dinner is on me.
So when I was like 9 I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall.
When I was around 9 years old I was starting to get confused about my sexuality so I would always
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
So one time I was home alone and it was around dinnertime when I decided to make myself something to
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears? They don’t have the right koala-fications.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Girl: God, it’s getting so cold! I should’ve brought my winter coat!Guy: You don’t need a coat, you need a hot