I googled “Rorshach test.” But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.
Q: How do you make an artichoke? / A: You strangle it.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?A: A pair of pants.
Girl: God, it’s getting so cold! I should’ve brought my winter coat!Guy: You don’t need a coat, you need a hot
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
My best friend and I are super weird, and whenever either of us see an attractive person we tend to
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
Bimbette tourist: Oh my god! What’s that? It looks like a cool, underground club or secret hideout.Friend: Um, that’s the