What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
So a couple weeks ago, me and my friends were sitting on this cement kind of pedestal (as we called
20-something suit #1: No undershirt?20-something suit #2: The undershirt will just make me hotter.20-something suit #1: Dude, you should wear
Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids. Here’s the
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?
Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season? No matter what time of year, it
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? “He’s got a chip on
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.
Once upon a time I had a friend that was going to a Panic! At The Disco concert and she