Suit #1: Then Paul* just totally lost it, and threw his cellphone at Dave*.Suit #2: My god! What was he
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
What is Marco’s favorite clothing store? Polo.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
Rave party in a church. Some half-brown dreadlocked dude in a Jesus costume fucked a girl in the priest booth
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?A: Because it had ticks
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
Student #1: Yo, what’s in Iceland?Student #2: Nigga, what do you think? Ice, obviously!Student #1: Don’t that mean Iceman lives
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.