What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.
14-year-old girl #1: I wish I had a boyfriend.14-year-old girl #2: Yeah, me too… Well, either a boyfriend or a puppy.
Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate? / A: Dinner is on me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.
After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We
20-something suit #1: No undershirt?20-something suit #2: The undershirt will just make me hotter.20-something suit #1: Dude, you should wear
I’ve always had super vivid dreams and it takes me a while after waking up to realize that they’re not
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter? A. Patty!