Got incredibly drunk, passed out, woke up just in time to see a few of the guys siphoning petrol out
After an exhausting, weeklong festival I was getting a lift back home in a car full of my friends. We
What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.
So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They
Q. Why do comedians love eggs? A. They’re easy to crack up.
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Teen kid #1: Yo white people have too much free time to do stupid shit.Teen kid #2: Yeah, I know:
What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and
Student #1: Yo, what’s in Iceland?Student #2: Nigga, what do you think? Ice, obviously!Student #1: Don’t that mean Iceman lives