Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle? / A: He was a big dill!
So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted. It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one
Columbia hipster girl #1: They were going out for a while.Columbia hipster girl #2: Like, in college or in the
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
So one time I was home alone and it was around dinnertime when I decided to make myself something to
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We