I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.
I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did
So when I was like 9 I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall.
I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm. I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.
I live in Isla Vista, where basically party central is located on a street right on the cliffs over the
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
Tourist #1: I wonder how they build streets on top of the subways.Tourist #2: Hmm. You think they’re strong enough
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper? / A: Jalapeno business!
What do you call a blind deer?No eye dear. What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?Still