Suit #1: I haven’t had a regular check up in years, but I’ve had about five MRIs. There’s a lot
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
College. Guy goes upstairs to pass out. Girl is already in the bed of his choosing. Amazing sex sounds.
What does a house wear? Address!
One of my friends and I were at a house party. She drank 8 shots of tequila one right after
When I was around 9 years old I was starting to get confused about my sexuality so I would always
Girl #1: I just don’t know what he sees in me.Girl #2: Maybe the same thing you see in him.Girl
Two guys fought over a homely girl. One later pulled a knife one the other (while he was asleep) and
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.