Q. Why did bread break up with margarine? A. Because he found a butter lover.
I used to babysit this little boy who was a real handful. He was always in trouble and it seemed
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.
After the final bell, my friend and I were walking to our buses after school through a crowded hallway. We
Last year, during class, my algebra teacher let us listen to music while we did our classwork and whatnot. So,
What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.
Q. Why should you never tell a taco a secret? A. Because they tend to spill the beans.
I used to play a game called Phantasy Star Universe and I would be my own pimp AND my own
The host of the party decided to get into his unregistered car, without license plates, without insurance, and without a
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”