A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves
Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?A: A pair of pants.
Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites. 1. Cats are covered
Q: How do you make an artichoke? / A: You strangle it.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
I was still in med school at the time, but I saw a guy for follow up who had used
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter? A. Patty!