When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to Club Penguin,
So there’s this really hot kid in my creative writing class. And everyone knows I like him. But one day,
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
College-Bound kid: So I can come home every weekend in October, to work on the haunted house.Mom: No. You can’t.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter? A. Patty!
I googled “Rorshach test.” But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day? He told her to look out for
Q: What did the cupcake tell its frosting? / A: I’d be muffin without you.