What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Male 20’s, comes [in] with horrific gashes and lacerations to his upper thighs and front of groin. After a little
One of my friends works in the ER. He said that girls come in every once in a while with
I live in Isla Vista, where basically party central is located on a street right on the cliffs over the
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you call an attractive fruit? / A: A fine-apple.
Why did the giraffe get such bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
So in 8th grade I used to read during class a lot. At the time I was reading an Artemis
Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!