Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to– Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better
My wife accused me the other day of being too immature. I told her there were no girls allowed in
Q: What do you give a sick lemon? / A: A Lemon-aid.
When I was around four or five I was with my mom at this store buying some Christmas gifts. as
Male 20’s, comes [in] with horrific gashes and lacerations to his upper thighs and front of groin. After a little
What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, the signs were all
Teen girl: Have you ever wondered why there are no, like, sexy midgets? Friend: No, but sometimes I wonder if
When I was in the 6th grade my parents decided I should get my first cell phone because I was
Tourist #1: I wonder how they build streets on top of the subways.Tourist #2: Hmm. You think they’re strong enough