One of my best friends was thrown out of a window naked while having sex with a girl.
Why were they called the “dark ages?” Because there were a lot of knights.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
Teen kid #1: Yo white people have too much free time to do stupid shit.Teen kid #2: Yeah, I know:
When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling
Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles
Girl tourist #1: Oh my gosh, look at what that guy is wearing!Girl tourist #2: Ew. Blue jacket, striped shirt,
I used to play a game called Phantasy Star Universe and I would be my own pimp AND my own