College-Bound kid: So I can come home every weekend in October, to work on the haunted house.Mom: No. You can’t.
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?A: Because it had ticks
A couple years ago my friends and I were going to see a movie in the theatre at the mall.
So one day I was walking around, just chilling with my friends when I see this guy reading a book.
Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths
So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They
When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to Club Penguin,
What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
Q, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot.
When I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet.