Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie
Two girls screwed each other simultaneously with a banana (one on each end) at a party while a bunch of
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.
My cousin is a nurse and she told us this story about couple that came in into the ER and
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so
Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold? The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, the signs were all
My friends ripped a parking meter out of the ground and threw it off the fourth floor of their dorm