Q: What do you call a fake noodle? / A: An im-pasta.
Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?A: That’s nacho cheese.
Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites. 1. Cats are covered
Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?A: A title wave.
Q: What did one plate whisper to the other plate? / A: Dinner is on me.
Q. Why should you never tell a taco a secret? A. Because they tend to spill the beans.
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.
Teen boy: They should have a test for eveyone coming out of high school to weed out the stupid kids
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to– Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better