Suit #1: Then Paul* just totally lost it, and threw his cellphone at Dave*.Suit #2: My god! What was he
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Last year a few of my friends hosted a party at their house. The toilet got clogged and everyone just
Street vendor: Hey, you married?Woman: No.Street vendor: Hmph. Me neither. If we were married, I would buy you a bag.
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best friend who was kinda strange but so
Where do wasps like to get lunch? A bee-stro.
One of my roommates got piss drunk, walked to a grocery store nearby, purchased a frozen pizza and broke into