I googled “Rorshach test.” But for some reason, all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
Q: Did you hear about the famous pickle? / A: He was a big dill!
Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to– Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
One of my best friends was thrown out of a window naked while having sex with a girl.
Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths
Penile fracture. It’s a real thing. Usually occurs during girl-on-top or ‘doggy-style’ positions when the penis slips out of the
I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s
Mom: Honey, you better behave while you stay at Daddy’s house this weekend. Five-year-old boy: If he doesn’t buy me