Q. Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues? A. He just flipped.
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite protein source? Mystery meat.
When I was around four or five I was with my mom at this store buying some Christmas gifts. as
So one time I was home alone and it was around dinnertime when I decided to make myself something to
What’s either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school? Hogwarts.
What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
Q. Why did bread break up with margarine? A. Because he found a butter lover.
Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted. It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one
Last year, during class, my algebra teacher let us listen to music while we did our classwork and whatnot. So,