Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to– Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better
Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.
In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and
My friends ripped a parking meter out of the ground and threw it off the fourth floor of their dorm
Teen girl: Have you ever wondered why there are no, like, sexy midgets? Friend: No, but sometimes I wonder if
Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids. Here’s the
My dad was a respiratory therapist and one of his patients was a sixty-year-old man. As the story goes, the
So there’s this really hot kid in my creative writing class. And everyone knows I like him. But one day,
So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They