George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Clooney says, “I’ll direct.” DiCaprio says, “I’ll
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I’ve always had super vivid dreams and it takes me a while after waking up to realize that they’re not
So I was at the local DMV to get my driver’s license when my dad pissed off the lady at
HS. My house party. Guy asks me if he can shoot some other kid and shows me a .45. I
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
Q: How do you make an artichoke? / A: You strangle it.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it.