Rave party in a church. Some half-brown dreadlocked dude in a Jesus costume fucked a girl in the priest booth
Why did the giraffe get such bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
We had a pet raccoon for two days (long party) who would hang out with us. We thought he was
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper? / A: Jalapeno business!
Student #1: Yo, what’s in Iceland?Student #2: Nigga, what do you think? Ice, obviously!Student #1: Don’t that mean Iceman lives
Hobo to drunk with spilled beer on lap: Hey man, got any spare change?Drunk: Sorry man, I just peed myself.Hobo:
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What’s a writer’s favorite train station? Penn Station.
When I was in the 6th grade my parents decided I should get my first cell phone because I was