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What do dentists call their x-rays?

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

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Ah, Screw It, I’ll Do It

Tourist to another: Ummm, we’re on Hew-stin. How do we get to–

Passerby: –Dude, it’s pronounced How-ston, not ‘Hew-stin.’ You better say it right, or someone else who’s not as nice as me will beat you up.

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When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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Why do comedians love eggs?

Q. Why do comedians love eggs?

A. They’re easy to crack up.

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What did the baker say when she won an award?

What did the baker say when she won an award?

“It was a piece of cake.”

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Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?

Q: Why do you smear peanut butter in the road? / A: To go with the traffic jam.

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What do you call a toothless bear?

What do you call a toothless bear?

A gummy bear!

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Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field.

One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

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What does a nosey pepper do?

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business. 

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