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How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day?

How did the dadย prankย his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day?

He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.

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As it turns out, I am gay:

When I was around 9 years old I was starting to get confused about my sexuality so I would always look up โ€œAre You Gayโ€ quizzes on our family computer because I was scared and confused, and my mom eventually saw the searches in the history and confronted me about it. I lied about it and said I had accidentally clicked an ad. As it turns out, I am gay.

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, โ€˜Whatโ€™s your favorite kind of music?โ€™

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, โ€˜Whatโ€™s your favorite kind ofย music?โ€™

The other replies, โ€˜Iโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€™

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Light bulb up the butt

Iโ€™m a nurse in an emergency department and we had one guy come in with light bulb stuck in โ€˜thatโ€™ area. He tensed when we were removing it and it shattered; he had to go for emergency surgery.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesnโ€™t matter, itโ€™s not going to come anyway.

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Two pennies, two nostrils

My mom had a guy bring his son in with a penny in his nose. No problem, popped it out. Couple minutes later, gets a call that someone had a penny in nose. She says, no, I already took care of that. They insisted there was someone with a penny in his nose. Went out to check, there was the very same sheepish dad with a penny up HIS nose. โ€˜I just wanted to see how he did itโ€ฆโ€™ was his explanation.

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The Two Would Go on to Become Lifelong Friends

Hobo to drunk with spilled beer on lap: Hey man, got any spare change?
Drunk: Sorry man, I just peed myself.
Hobo: Happens to the best ofย us.

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What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion?

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion?

โ€œLetโ€™s table this.โ€

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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks

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The caulk in the cock

My cousin is a nurse and she told us this story about couple that came in into the ER and were obviously on heavy drugs.

Apparently worst affecting his ability to get it up so they decided to put caulk in his urethra to try and make it hard. She calls that story the caulk in the cock.โ€

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