Jokes to share with coworkers

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

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You heard the rumor going around about butter?

You heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

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Why do they serve yogurt at museums?

Q. Why do they serve yogurt at museums?

A. Because it’s cultured.

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Why are toilets always so good at poker?

Why are toilets always so good at poker?

They always get a flush

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Did you hear about the carrot detective?

Did you hear about the carrot detective?

He always got to the root of every case.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Q: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Do mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Do mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

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What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day?

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day?

“You’ve been on fire!”

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What has four wheels and flies?

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck.

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In Little Italy, There’s a Layer of Earwax

Tourist #1: I wonder how they build streets on top of the subways.
Tourist #2: Hmm. You think they’re strong enough that they can support the street all by themselves?
Tourist #1, after some thought: Nah, there’s gotta be a layer of dirt between them or something.

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

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A banana that has seen it all

Two girls screwed each other simultaneously with a banana (one on each end) at a party while a bunch of guys stood around and cheered. The next morning, some hung-over guy actually ate that brown, bruised, sticky banana.

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What do you call a pudgy psychic?

What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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A girl who lost all inhibitions

One of my friends and I were at a house party. She drank 8 shots of tequila one right after the other and then proceeded to have bareback anal sex on the front lawn while everyone watched. Not one of her finest moments. She’s a Mormon now, apparently.

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