Girl tourist #1: Oh my gosh, look at what that guy is wearing!Girl tourist #2: Ew. Blue jacket, striped shirt,
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
What do you call a blind deer?No eye dear. What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?Still
OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best friend who was kinda strange but so
During my sophomore year of high school, we were doing silent work and my history teacher said that we could
Teenage boy #1: All I’m saying is it’s false advertising. If you suck dick, you should say you suck dick.Teenage
Q: What has four wheels and flies?A: A trash truck.
Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? / A: He was stuffed.
Q: What do you call an attractive fruit? / A: A fine-apple.
I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did.