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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policemanβ¦ βMr Cook?β βYes,β I replied. βIβm afraid your
Read moreI had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policemanβ¦ βMr Cook?β βYes,β I replied. βIβm afraid your
Read moreWhenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season? No matter what time of year, it
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Read moreWorking in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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Read moreDid you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie
Read moreWas at a Halloween party and passed out on top of a cooler. I awoke to my friends saying the
Read moreAnd the Lord said unto John, βCome forth and you will receive eternalΒ life.β But John came fifth and won a
Read moreQ. Why do comedians love eggs? A. Theyβre easy to crack up.
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Read moreWhen I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar toΒ Club Penguin,
Read moreWhy are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Read moreWhy did the giraffe get such bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.
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Read moreHipster boy: Thatβs why they call this the windy city? Hipster girl: This isnβt the windy city β thatβs Seattle!
Read moreQ: What do you call an attractive fruit? / A: A fine-apple.
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