😅Funny Jokes

How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken

Clerk #1: Did you know that there are a whole bunch of copies of Atlas Shrugged in the Bestsellers section?Clerk #2: Yeah.Clerk

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine? A. Because he found a butter lover.

20-something suit #1: No undershirt?20-something suit #2: The undershirt will just make me hotter.20-something suit #1: Dude, you should wear

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke? When it becomes apparent.

Guy, about hobo jacking off: Wait, I want to see what happens.Girl: No, this is our stop. Besides, what do

Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Q. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A. Because he always has a great fall.

Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Q: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese? / A: Nacho cheese.

What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.

What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.