😅Funny Jokes

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your

Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season? No matter what time of year, it

Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.

What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer? “Don’t be such

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.

Girl: Why do you like her so much? Guy: She’s just so weird-looking!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken

How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

Q. Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues? A. He just flipped.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’ The other replies, ‘I’m a

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a

Q. Why do comedians love eggs? A. They’re easy to crack up.

Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop? She always spilled the tea.

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

Why did the giraffe get such bad grades? He always had his head stuck in the clouds.

Hipster boy: That’s why they call this the windy city? Hipster girl: This isn’t the windy city — that’s Seattle!

Q: What do you call an attractive fruit? / A: A fine-apple.