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How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?

May 25, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.

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Oh—semen

May 19, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling

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Which bear is the most condescending?

May 27, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

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Why does a chicken Coop only have two doors?

May 27, 2022 MekNotes 1 Comment

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken

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Already Taken Care Of

May 24, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

Clerk #1: Did you know that there are a whole bunch of copies of Atlas Shrugged in the Bestsellers section?Clerk #2: Yeah.Clerk

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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster

May 24, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. But if anything, it made

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Why did bread break up with margarine?

July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine? A. Because he found a butter lover.

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Can We Just Agree That Suits Are a Bad Idea in the Summer?

May 23, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

20-something suit #1: No undershirt?20-something suit #2: The undershirt will just make me hotter.20-something suit #1: Dude, you should wear

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A horse walks into a bar

May 27, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

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Never wear a dress in Chicago

May 21, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

So when I was younger, my aunt was kind enough to invite me to come along with her to Chicago

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When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

May 24, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke? When it becomes apparent.

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Hey, Performance Art Is My Weakness

May 24, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

Guy, about hobo jacking off: Wait, I want to see what happens.Girl: No, this is our stop. Besides, what do

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Some Judge Judy Will Take Care of That

May 24, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths

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The whole school thought I was going to star on Drake and Josh

May 19, 2022 Anonymous 1 Comment

In second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

May 25, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

July 3, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Q. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A. Because he always has a great fall.

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50 shades of butt

May 21, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

So to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and

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An excruciatingly drawn-out golden shower

May 24, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

This one drunk girl had a fetish of getting pissed on. There was a circle of guys just pissing on

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Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm?

June 19, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

May 25, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Why did the tomato blush?

May 24, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Q: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?

May 24, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese? / A: Nacho cheese.

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What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?

May 27, 2022 MekNotes 0 Comments

What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.

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What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze?

June 19, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.

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Sniffing candles with my best friend

May 20, 2022 Anonymous 0 Comments

So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They

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What concert only costs 45 cents?

Posted: May 25, 2022

What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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Penile fracture

Posted: May 21, 2022

Penile fracture. It’s a real thing. Usually occurs during girl-on-top or ‘doggy-style’ positions when the penis slips out of the

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Jack Sparrow being, well, Jack Sparrow

Posted: May 24, 2022

Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted. It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one

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The day my teacher stole my headphones

Posted: May 19, 2022

During my sophomore year of high school, we were doing silent work and my history teacher said that we could

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Why couldn’t the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues?

Posted: June 19, 2022

Why couldn’t the couple respond right away when looking at wedding venues? They were engaged.

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What piece on the playground is always exhausted?

Posted: August 3, 2022

What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.

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Why did bread break up with margarine?

Posted: July 3, 2022

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine? A. Because he found a butter lover.

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Sniffing candles with my best friend

Posted: May 20, 2022

So my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They

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Wears a Hockey Mask Everywhere

Posted: May 24, 2022

Suit #1: Then Paul* just totally lost it, and threw his cellphone at Dave*.Suit #2: My god! What was he

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Some Judge Judy Will Take Care of That

Posted: May 24, 2022

Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths

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