What do you call a blind deer?
What do you call a blind deer?No eye dear. What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg?Still
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😅Funny Jokes
Thanks, Mrs. Miller, you the best
One time way back in sixth grade math class I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?A: A title wave.
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Eighth grade games
So when I was in the eighth grade, science class was the most boring hours of my life. Everyone would
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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5th grade teacher
In fifth grade, my teacher loathed me. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the
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The Two Would Go on to Become Lifelong Friends
Hobo to drunk with spilled beer on lap: Hey man, got any spare change?Drunk: Sorry man, I just peed myself.Hobo:
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What do we want?
What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!
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Why did two tall people get along so well?
Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.
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What do you call a musician with problems?
What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man.
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Hey, Performance Art Is My Weakness
Guy, about hobo jacking off: Wait, I want to see what happens.Girl: No, this is our stop. Besides, what do
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What does a house wear?
What does a house wear? Address!
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Why do they serve yogurt at museums?
Q. Why do they serve yogurt at museums? A. Because it’s cultured.
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Some Judge Judy Will Take Care of That
Guy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths
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We Have Our First Victim
Teen boy: They should have a test for eveyone coming out of high school to weed out the stupid kids
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Why do melons have weddings?
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Weed birthday
Last year, during class, my algebra teacher let us listen to music while we did our classwork and whatnot. So,
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I never got to eat my Pringles
Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids. Here’s the
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Virtual-reality self-prostitution
I used to play a game called Phantasy Star Universe and I would be my own pimp AND my own
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What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese? / A: Nacho cheese.
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Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues?
Q. Did you hear about the waffle iron with anger issues? A. He just flipped.
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”.
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
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I swear to God he levitated
I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was
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