How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
Read moreHow much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
Read moreWhich bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
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Read moreA horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
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Read moreGuy: I want to put a flat screen in my bathroom. Girl: Interesting… Guy: Maybe I would actually take baths
Read moreIn second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play
Read moreWhy did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
Read moreQ. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A. Because he always has a great fall.
Read moreSo to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and
Read moreThis one drunk girl had a fetish of getting pissed on. There was a circle of guys just pissing on
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Read moreWhat do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Read moreQ: Why did the tomato blush? / A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Read moreWhat do you call a religious person who sleepwalks? A roamin’ Catholic.
Read moreWhat part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
Read moreSo my best friend and I were in a super market and there were a lot of new candles. They
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